random manenos…
Posted February 6, 2008
on:February(still cant pronounce right after all this years) is here, it my favorite month of the year that cos I make resolutions on by birthday, it’s the only month I eat chocolate like there is no tomorrow plus this is the only valentine my whole life that I have a date 🙂
Back to matters at hand :I was convinced that our politicians are the biggest loosers until I met this guy .he will be referred to as Kama from here on. I met Kama on Friday last week at around 2am in a hospital Emergency room.what was I doing there? Well my “loving sister” who works in a hosi asked me to deliver some food and I went so while am chilling for her to malizana with her “watejas” a frenzied crowd comes in carrying a unconscious man. There is no time to take him to private consultation so the consultation is heard by anyone who cared to listen:
DOC: whats his name?
Kamas friends: kama
DOC:what happened?
KF: amekunywa sumu
Doc: Kuna mtu anajua amekunya nini?
KF: POWERTAB…
DOC: kwa nini?
KF*with a very expression* dio asimwe na mosquioto(say this with an accent)
*giggles from eaves droppers including me *
From here on it look like a scene On ER .my sister also appears screaming some instructions.then the drama begins. All I can say is that there was a lot of retching and liquids everywhere. a very nauseating site but Kama lived to tell the story. Apparently his wife was “stressing him” because she had wanted out and he saw death the only alternative. I shouldn’t be making light of such a situation considering my best friend committed suicide by drinking poison too. but surely if someone doesn’t want to love you back si there is something called moving on?anywhoo…kama is alive n well oh and a massive hospital bill for his ass to pay .
If you need drama in Ur life id suggest you hang out in an emergency room and you wont be disappointed .
After Kama there was a guy who was brought in with his lower lip bitten off by the guy who brought him to hospital. when the patient was in consultation I was busy listening eaves dropping to the guy and a hysterical(yeah bila aibu)girl tell thier plas what went down.
people have problems but not for clothes( watu wana shida na siza nguo) I tell you. so this guy the biter going out with chick A lets call her sugar. let me begin from the top. sugar and bitee(guy who’s lip is gone)have been going out for a year and he recently even bought her a nokia N series phone but sugar decides to broaden horizons and has boyfi no2 who is the biter.
so on Friday Sugar is at the club with biter after calling earlier on to make sure bitee wasn’t around…lakini somewhere in the rave the water exceeded the floor(maji ikazidi unga)when Bitee shows up at the club with the boys and finds Sugar lip locked with biter in the club.an argument followed and sugar couldn’t stop it and Biter and bitee ended up weighing each others strength(pimanaing nguvu) or if you like reducing each other madharau and somehow biter ended up biting bitees lower lip .
unluckily ,for bitee ,they couldn’t stitch his bitten lip(which had been wrapped ).They could only stop the bleeding.poor guy he has to live the rest of his life with saliva dribbling freely unless he can afford reconstruction surgery which costs and arm and a leg.Lil miss sugar cried what seemed like a river but no one consoled her…each guy (biter and bitee)had come with their pals but the poor thing didn’t have anyone to talk to considering they were calling her very deragory names like she wasn’t there.i wish I knew what happened to the couple(s) later
My point exactly?love isnt love that tortures or tormments to that point .oh…. and yes my sis still ate the food like nothing she hadnt seen anything worth loosing her appetite for.
To other news am soliticing for girlfriends.Yeah like women …I was stock taking and realised that I don’t have a chick I can really call “girlfriend “all i have are chicks who are either neighbours or workmates no one I can call for ice cream or call just some gossip.so girlfriend outhere hala!…I seriously need to stop hanging out with dudes or by my lonesome.
ok well there is always that sinister/selfish motive.i need someone to surpise me with a bridal shower…for real..i went for the one and only brial shower I have been to and I didn’t even know that chick I crushed (thru the ever with-it sister) and since the commitment ring has been donned am thinkin like way way ahead…well sure I have been to a stag night but its not as much fun as a bridal shower ..well for me anyway..all those activities get tired after sometime.but at the bridal shower you get to hear some truths about marriage that freak the hell out of you,marrige I learnt here Is an oxymoron. And nothing I thought it would be esp since am sort of opinionated selfish an and the advise this women gave translated to me sounded like “you have to be door mat -ish”:something i gave up a while.
lastly,my friend is taking trying to get me to break-up with this gal who he thought was a klande but she apparently fell dangerously in love with him *smh* because she is clingier than a wet T-shirt and he isnt feeling her.while he is foing that the klande is calling me trying to get me to get my pal to see she is the woman of his dream.how two adults can still play hide and seek like this is beyond me..my stand? am not being a Kofi Anan for anyone .
lastly kabisa:i have given up alchol.
have a good week all!
say your payers esp for kenya.
30 Responses to "random manenos…"
your post has jazzed me..weka picha ya bling
wacha i piga it then do the neccesary
let me tell you where else you can find drama/entertainment…on a loose day like this bored, go to the law courts…vioja mahakamani live.
i go on leave in two weeks..thank for the heads up 🙂
you went to a stag? but not…er…eh…sio…ehem…
exchuse me?weee i went as a dude
LMAO…wanichekesha…ati BITER na BITEE?!
i read u on the gal~friend issue coz niko in that kinda situation…and this gets me missing home so much coz thats where my true gal~friends are…anyway, someone kills themselves coz of ish like that??? not me, i love my breath…
life is too beautiful for having hang ups on people
what! given up alkahol…
yes
ok so you might live longer but damn…my son was talking some shit bout quitting alkahol too….miserable bastard…anywhoo on the issue of girlfriends i wish i could hook you up coz i got lots but they are some bad bitches and can be pretty mean at times…
i know i listen to them at the office…and si this women they have issues!!..am looking for girlfriends who are mostly dude -like except they are girls …pamoja!!!
Haha, that’s too funny a post. Too much drama in the world.
makes life worth living
Nice digz.
thagx
For that man, someone should tell him kuna samaki wengi baharini.
i wish i could..but like he said no one”know how it feels”i just hope he opened his eyes
Hehehe, so you quit alcohol?…Let’s see.
sceptical why?am doing it during lent then revist ot later…
And congrats on acquiring (or being acquired) a valentine’s date this fembruari.
thangyu!
What happened to one man’s woman? People still do these things?
society changed…..
Lakini, hata kama, I’d rather be alone than fight for someone, or worse still nijinyonge na powertab. Now I need my gal friends, no pimanaring nguvu. Muchene is better than that anytime.
hear,hear! there is someone made for everyone
Mad respect to mamas but I am not losing my life or a lip for any mama out there. Im sorry but its that simple.
some people need self love…otherwise they cant be helped
when I pick myself off the floor I will be back to comment. LOL.
The suicide thing- does not make sense. I have come to accept that it must be a rush decision people make and regret it later (but there is no later).
on the bitee…………..the song by Kenny Rogers (I think) “what I did for love” comes to mind.
You are one funny chic…. I could cross-dress and become your girlfriend just for the laughs.
imagine I did! its fun, visit mine
don’t say I told you but I hear you have been tagged by 3N
Lol!!
1 | nzembi
February 6, 2008 at 2:38 pm
LOL… ati he kuywad powertab dio asimwe na mosquioto(say this with an accent)..hehehe!!!
I can bet no mosquito umad him in a while!!
am sure no mosquito will touch him for like a year 🙂
Waa chicky i feel u on the galfriend vybe. i spend all my 247 wit dudez…tis kinda frustrating when i’ve got hot sizzling vybe to share (read hot gossip!) then i realise the only audience i got are dudez! as much as ey be fun and ish lyk that, they don’t know how to react and appreciate the above (hot gossip!)
i know!
good for u on the giving up of alcohol!!!
let s see how long that lasts