Dissapearing act
Posted by: bryjoe on: October 31, 2007
if i knew this was going to be such a hot week i’d never had taken my holiday.so far i have managed to go to like three towns in this heat.i have a had a of of fun seeing some godforsaken places ,met a few interesting people..done some madhambis i would never tell even if my life depended on it :0)
i came back to town yesterday and found that one of the boys has let go of his mothers aproan strings and got his own ka hao..he doesnt own anything and was asking advice on how to go about getting stuff.after we all agreed that the basics were a cooker/some dishes then a fridge plus a bed.i then sugggested geting a sofa from a guy i knew then the gang was like”hell no!”they went on to explain that its easier getting sum ass from a chick who’s on your bed than on your sofa as the amount of begging would be shorter.
when will men understand that we are always in control?!
so anywhoo..am travelling a few more towns for the next week,commit some more “sins”
so be good people
8 Responses to "Dissapearing act"
October 31, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Na haya madhambi ulikuwa unayatenda na nani in those godforsaken small towns?Sounds very suspect! 
my lips are sealed
actually I think it’d be easier to get some ass from a mama on the sofa, since the dude’s intentions are less obvious than when leading her straight to the bed. Things are supposed to follow a natural progression from sofa to bed. Or finish at the sofa. Ama?
true lakini..why y do you dudes always assume that it was your sweet toungue that got you some?
we always plan inadvance if its going to happen or not
Enjoy the vacation.
i had a ball….thagx
November 1, 2007 at 10:46 am
Bado niko mbele sweetie..I visited 5 countries and 10 cities in five days ..
wow sounds like u had a ball
The sofaless crib earns you asses even from the most unlikely sources…Back then, nikijua some mama is coming to visit, 1′ll wipe my only two-seater with a wet cloth..
the next available seat will be the bed and once you were there, there was no turning back..am not talking rape here…just some nice manenos till she falls over…and the rest was history..
heh!
Back in Bunduz, i invited some mtoto and knowing my game, the she came with her stool..
bright chiqiuta:) she deserves an award!
November 2, 2007 at 2:00 pm
enjoy your break!
thagnx…i really jienjoyed-responsibly i might add
November 5, 2007 at 6:27 am
Pilato Lol! Thats a winner… ati she came with her own stool. He heee…
I moved out sometime early last year… B4 I bought some seats, the bed served me favourably in getting rubs… and I got myself lots of R&B, viceroy and amarula…
i see all men are cut from the same cloth:)
One sato evening my squeeze for that evening asked me “So u are getting me drunk so that u have sex with me?Si u know I dont mind Dear… hiyo kitu karibu ikatae kusimama!”
tihiii….thats a bold one
6 months down the line, I shifted from that crib 2 shake off some watuz!
November 6, 2007 at 10:58 am
me i got a bed and a broken plastic chair..
broken plastic chair???asi! to serve what purpose?
soon as i cleared high school.so hizi manenoz i have zoead…chips funga zote…and that way, i know who iz in controwwwwl.
so you think…
November 8, 2007 at 2:23 pm
wsup wit all that about not getting a sofa so that you max the azz you be tapping?
apparently its one of the unwritten guy rules
i don’t have a sofa coz i can’t afford to!
really?can we M-pesa you atleast for one couch?…
i don’t even have a bed, man i lay out on my 6 x 6 mattress, tv, booming system, gas cooker, iron box n around three hundred albums….keep it simple!
seriosry?
how i still manage to bag shorties wit my broke azz is unbelievable….safe trip ma!
yes it is
pamoja!!!
November 8, 2007 at 2:35 pm
lol! i just deleted my own comment…i think…i was saying i don’t get it when you do not buy a sofa to get more azz…i don’t have a sopa coz i can’t afford to!
i chill on a 6 x 6 mattress with a 21″ t.v. the booming system, gas cooker, 300 or so albums and i’m good…
with my broke azz it’s a wonder at times how i manage to pull mamis…
pamoja!!!
look at the weird azz name i got on wordpress…ha!
has a nice ring …
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October 31, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Seeing that this post is classified under ‘me, sex’ i think we can guess what the mathambis were!! just make sure ‘uko na yako’!
assumptions ,assumptions:)
Am also doing some bit of travelling in the name of working, will be visiting my third town in as many days kesho – actually am flying there…… (tuko even huh?)
depends..am doing it for leisure…you?
Alafu, one very very vital apparatus the dude needs is a microwave (otherwise fridge ni ya bure!) na tenje… the rest ni furniture!
true story